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Molly/Heidi can claim victory in Pennsylvania. John McCain may have led the popular vote, but Molly the Dog earned the same number of pledged delegates from P-A as Jay-Mac. In the other party's news, the "yes-we-can" and "yes-we-will" argument continues. Molly can simply replay: "Yes we Did!"
In other news, Molly the Dog has logged as many visitors to her campaign site in the last week than the entire month of January. Thank you to those of you who are linking us to your webpage. You are helping us win the fight against the Republicats and Democats. Keep our momentum going into No-Care and Indiana. Note: New Media Added: Running Mate Pictures. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Today is the big day... the election has reached its fifth overtime, and Molly is storing energy and campaign funds for the sixth overtime: North Carolina and Indiana. In the short run, get out the vote today in the land of Ben Franklin. More updates to come through the night. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Tomorrow is the big day, at least until the next big day. Pennsylvania is on the line tomorrow among McCain, Obama, Clinton and Molly. Dont forget to turn out the vote tomorrow, as we need to pick up a large push everywhere from Philadelphia to Erie in order to win. To those of you linking us on your blogs, thanks for the push. Hopefully this will push us over the top and give us our third win outright among the Dems. Get the word out, and vote Molly the Dog. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Living in Oklahoma City, yesterday marked an important anniversary. Thirteen years ago, the largest domestic terrorist attack occured at 5th and Robinson in Oklahoma City. As a City, we banded together with the help of our friends throughout the nation. We survived and came out of the experience stronger and closer to one another, like our bretheren in New York. It is imperative that we stop acts of cruel hatred like those in 1995 and 2001 before they occur. The best defense is a good offense. Let's finish the job and get Osama. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| For those of you upset with the slighted coverage in the most recent debates -- we are too! The Molly/Heidi ticket is getting less time than Joe Biden did. In any case, Molly plans on taking some time off of her busy campaign schedule in order to train for the Dachshund Dash 4 in Oklahoma City. More news later... until then, vote early and vote often for Molly the Dog in Pennsylvania this Tuesday. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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After an exhaustive search for a running mate, Molly the Dog found hers in Heidi the Dog. More information is pending on the best pair for the White House.
In the mean time, Molly has entered into the Dachshund Dash 4, a fundraiser for a local charity in Oklahoma City. Her entrance is also pending. Remember, only seven days until the Pennsylvania primary. Get out the word: Molly-Heidi 2008. Its better than Khan-Hitler or Chavez-bin Laden. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Two weeks... Two weeks remain in the Pennsylvania Primary. Does anyone else think that its a bit tedious yet? At least the next layover will only be two weeks. Remember kids, if Molly is able to pick up Pennsylvania, North Carolina and Pacific, she'll be able to put hotels on the green properties -- with the chance to make bank right by Park Place and Boardwalk. In any case, get out the vote and vote Molly the Dog. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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With the help of some creative genius, Molly the Dog is happy to post a video of a recent bowling match among John McCain, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Molly the Dog. Check the media page for more information.
Meanwhile, it is safe to say that the Pennsylvania race is heating up. So is Molly's training regimen. She may find herself in another race... a dachshund race. More info will be posted as possible. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| As a result of Bowlinggate erupting in Pennsylvania, Molly has openly challenged Barack, Hillary and John to a bowling foursome. Video results will be posted by the end of this weekend. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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After three months of strong campaigning, Molly the Dog is able to announce several accomplishments...
Only $44 left in campaign costs to make up, thanks to our generous sponsors. Be a better investment than the Dow, NASDAQ or Bush's approval rating. Even more Google hits than previously thought possible. Provide a unique issue to the campaign trail: Meteorologist Accountability. Outlast all but one sane Republican candidates. Outlast all quality Democratic candidates. Call for the resignation of Sally Kern before any other Oklahoma public official. Not a bad quarter indeed. Now its time to own the second quarter. Spread the word, let's go Molly! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Good evening. Molly the Dog has been receiving a lot of discussion on whether or not a dachshund could run this country. Instead of giving a speech like Obama and having it aired on CNN and MSNBC ad nauseum, Molly is going to take another route. (Molly has seen the polls that suggest Obama's speech had little no effect on the people.) Molly wants to give everyone a base line promise: in the worst case scenario, Molly will simply poo all over the country -- but look cute while doing it. This, my friends, will be an improvement over the current situation. Under Molly, at least we'll have a cute President. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Molly the Dog is back on the campaign trail -- looking to take no prisoners: only voters. We are only a few weeks out from the Pennsylvania primary, and MollytheDog2008.com is looking to solidify support. E-Mail Molly to learn how to sign up.... or, look at Molly's bracket for the most important March tournament. Molly's bracket is better than your bracket. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Happy Easter weekend to all, and happy spring break to all teens. Molly will be spending this weekend off of the campaign trail with family and friends. Check back later this week for updates back on the campaign trail. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Molly the Dog's webtraffic hit a new record this week -- breaking the one from Super Tuesday. Thanks to all of our repeat customers. Remember, we are only 33 days away from the Pennsylvania Primary! Molly the Dog will also call for immediate admission to all Floridiot and Mich-again delegates -- both at the DNC and GOP. Nothing like complaining about not every vote counting and then neglecting two of the most populated states in the union.
In other news, the Federal Reserve still has no idea what the real problem facing the economy is. Rectifying the collapsing United States Dollar will solve the inflation issue and lower oil prices. Trying to spur growth with lower interest rates will only weaken the dollar more -- leaving us in the Liquidity Trap, similar to Japan in the early 1990s. If anything, lowering interest rates will chase money out of banks (and also the country), all but guarantees a major financial meltdown. The Federal Reserve has been given two choices: short term growth and long term Depression; or short term recession and long term growth. Tragically, for those of us left in the middle class, they chose the former. The opposite of progress (Congress) and Bush have provided for a tax cut check to every American. Just like every other tax cut in our history, we'll blow it within two years and be right where we were, if not worse off. There's no government like bad government. We need major capital investments in our future. Roads. Powerplants. Things that allow Americans to work more efficiently in the future. Then again, why would we plan ahead for years down the road? This is an election year. Send out the nominal bribe (tax cuts) and get reelected while the economy goes to hell faster than Adolf Hitler. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Molly the Dog plans on enjoying the day by eating green kibble and green flavored cat food. If you're Irish, hopefully this cheap ploy will get you to move to Pennsylvania and vote for Molly. If you're an Irish superdelegate, hopefully you'll pledge to vote for Molly the Dog at convention. In either case: beware of green hangover. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The recent tornadoes in downtown Atlanta, and near tornado in downtown Oklahoma City, provide even more evidence that No Meteorologist Left Behind needs to be passed immediately. The fact that thousands of people were not evacuated at the SEC championship is unacceptable. America needs a leader that be our meteorologists' minds toughest taskmaster. America needs Molly the Dog. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Only 40 days left 'til Pennsylvania. In the mean time, Molly the Dog will make her first campaign promise: I will not employ hookers while President. This should calm our friends in New York who might be worried about certain candidates... Hillary and the insane Ron Paul. If you have an issue that you want Molly the address, contact Molly or post on the forum. 40 Days... Let's win P-A. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| It is official. Missississississippi has cast their ballots -- Molly taking second behind presumptive nominee John McCain and third behind the Clinbama machine. We are officially on the road to Pennsylvania. Molly plans on taking Interstate 59 to I-75 and then to 70... Then again, she might take a zepplin to try to steal the ever important German citizenry in Pennsylvania. In any case, feel free to drop Molly a line or two. Molly is planning on releasing her opinions on a couple of pressing issues in the next few days, so check back for updates. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| It is March 10, 2008, and Osama bin Laden still sucks. In a related story, Sally Kern is still an idiot. With that out of the way, welcome to Molly the Dog's campaign website. Molly is a populist dachshund running for office. Feel free to poke around on the website. We will be adding more issues soon! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Molly the Dog is calling for Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern's resignation. Kern has provided more than enough damage for the state of Oklahoma's image in the last 48 hours than even former FEMA director Michael Brown. Check out the issues page for Molly's stance on homosexuality, or post a thought or two on the forum.
In other news, Molly retained her number one spot among Wyoming delegates with Republicans, and scored a bronze in the Democratic race. Call your friends in Mississississississippi and tell them to vote for Molly the Dog. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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With South America on the brink of war, you must truly ask yourself: who do I want answering the little red phone ... The guy who inhaled, or the lady who married the guy who didn't? Both of those choices stink. The best choice is the candidate who would keep her paws off of the little red button, keep her cool and sort out the mess in South America.
The economy is flying apart at the seams, our neighbors are facing eminent war, and the Democrats are far away from having a candidate, it is now time to start Operation Superdelegate. Call your local superdelegate now and have them vote for Molly the Dog. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Bump, bump, bump... another one bites the dust. Good bye Governah. While Senator McCain may have mathematically wrapped up the Grand Ole Party's race, Molly moved up to eight wins in Republican state delegate counts among active candidates. On the flip side, Molly has remained a consistent third in Democratic races. Away we go to Wyoming and Sippy-Mippy. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Molly the Dog is hot on the trail of Obama, McCain, Clinton and the elusive red dot. Friends in Vermont and Rhode Island, we are counting on you to get out the vote... same with the Texas and Ohio primaries too. There is talk of a do-over for Democrats in Florida. Apparently the delegates for the women don't count. Molly is stunned at this development and reminds everyone that she has received as many delegates as the rest of the field combined.
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| With two days until the Vermont and Rhode Island primaries -- which have received non-stop cable news coverage -- we would like to remind everyone in Texas and Ohio that you should vote too. It may seem incredible that the primary has snuck up on you, especially with the lack of campaign ads during every commercial break. Nonetheless, we're counting on the four states this Tuesdady to do two things: (1) knock out Huckabee so that Molly can move up a rank among the 'Pubs, and (2) deadlock the Dems so that Molly can go into Denver expecting brokered convention. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Time to get out our Ronnie-Reagan gear, dust of the old 1980 campaign slogans and bring back the misery index! According to the Bureau of Labor statistics, the Producer's Price Index indicates a 7% change in prices from this time last year. Combining that inflation rate with a 5% unemployment rate, and we're 12% miserable. Neither McCain's not understanding economics, nor Obama's hope, nor Clinton's awkward cackle can save us from Bush's "not a recession." We need leadership and a clear economic policy.... like that provided by Molly the Dog. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Sorry for the long delay in posts... MollytheDog2008 has been under the knife getting a facelift. In the meantime, Molly has been campaigning. An online campaign targeting our friends south of the Red River, Molly has drawn several hits from San Antonio, Dallas, and Houston. Meanwhile, Molly is looking to build a consensus between people who flat don't like each other: Michigan and Ohio people. Come back for more updates.
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| Molly the Dog welcomes you to MollytheDog2008.com. We have some time between now and the next set of primaries. Please feel free to provide comments and suggestions on campaigning in Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island and Vermont. March 4 is Super Twosday Tue, or at least something like that. We're still taking ideas for creative ads, including your own homebrew ads. Can we win Texas? Yes we can! Can we win Ohio? Yes we can! Can we build it? Yes we can! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Check our media page to see our new video ad. Molly may have not pulled off victories in Wisconsin, washington or Hawaii, but Molly is still consistently placing among second or third in delegates won in each state. It's only a matter of time before a state picks up on the scent of true leadership. Link your buddies to our video, and keep in touch. It's time for a big push towards the Buckeye and Sexat party elections. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Molly the Dog has added another visual advertisement. This time, MollytheDog2008.com shows how confident Molly the Dog's economic policies will fix the nation's impending recession: we'll put her on the $500. Molly used these bills the last time she played Microsof--- Monopoly. Worried about the economy? Check out Molly's economic plan on the issues page. Let's bring home a win tomorrow night. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| After some much needed R & R, Molly the Dog is ready to come back full force and dominate the week's primaries. Washington, Wisconsin and a blue Hawaii all go to the polls this Tuesday. To join in the campaign blitz, Molly has created another ad available in the media section. Expect a video advertisement for play and replay later this week. Also, if you have any issues you want Molly the Dog to address, feel free to contact Molly by e-mail or on the forum. Get the word out, vote Molly the Dog. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Molly the dog took a break from her daily schedule to check up on what Congress is doing these days. After taking in her fill of steroid-gate, Molly has one question left to ask. Isn't there a war going on... or two? We have guys on the other side of the world, Russians playing fly-over-the-carrier, Iran making nukes, and these boobs care more about the Rocket maybe taking steroid fuel? Molly the Dog wants to return our values to where they should be : the issues that matter. Tell your friends, vote Molly the Dog. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| After a series of shows in the Beltway Primaries, Molly the Dog looks to forward her campaign this week. It should be noted that Molly was within 5,000 votes of Republican front runner John McCain in the D.C. primary --- and Molly didn't even campaign in Washington. Molly the Dog is preparing to find herself in a solid second place nationwide for the Republicans after "Iron" Mike Huckabee gets the hint and finally withdraws. In any case, stay posted for further updates this week. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Molly the Dog has had a busy two days. First, Molly scored four important endorsements. Second, Molly has been working feverishly on winning support in several regions, most particularly voters in the Beltway primaries. Scoring a delegate count second place in Kansas among republicans was a boost, and we look forward to a strong finish. With the Democrats looking like the blues have a brokered convention on the horizon, keep Molly the Dog in mind. Third place in delegate counts nationwide might just be enough. Vote Molly the Dog!
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Molly the Dog takes a big step in the election today by posting her first video ad. Click here to see the video in our media section, or search us on YouTube. Let your friends see our cause. Vote Molly the Dog.
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Greetings from Molly the Dog. With Mitt Romney dropping from the race, Molly the Dog has earned the most delegates - or tied for that position - from seven states among active, viable candidates. After napping most of the day, Molly the Dog is posting a new ad to get out the word of our recent wins in the delegate count. Feel free to check the maps below or post the ad on your page. Remember, keep the momentum going. Get the word, or link, out. Vote Molly the Dog.
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With Super Tuesday behind us, we are able to get a larger picture of what exactly happened. In the Democratic process, Molly the Dog solidified her third place position in each state. Molly the Dog was still a bit all over the map, but averaged a slightly better finish in the Republican process. Remember, these ranks are delegates earned in each state's primary or caucus. The maps above also mark where we need to work to get out the vote for this weekend. Our friends in Washington, Nebraska, Louisiana, Kansas and Maine will be the focus of the nation this weekend. Facebook users: join our group "I'm voting for Molly". Vote Molly the Dog. On a more serious note, please keep our friends in Tennessee valley in our thoughts and prayers as they clean out of their mess. May God be with them through the rebuilding process. Note: Maps added | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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As the night grows darker, Molly the Dog turns in with victory on her mind. While not winning any specific states, Molly finished no worse than third in the blue contests, and the word is still out on the red contests. Thank you, those in the 20+ states who voted. Now let us turn our eyes to the Beltway Primaries next Tuesday.
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With the delegate counts finally coming in, Molly the Dog is looking around each side of the ticket. While it appears that Super Tuesday will not give Molly the Dog the Republican or Democratic nod to the candidacy, in each individual state, Molly has performed very well. Averaging around third among the viable Democratic candidates and in most states second among the Republicans, Molly has maintained her momentum enough to struggle through to Beltway Tuesday. Stay tuned for the final post of the night and updates to the big maps above.
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Molly the Dog is polling in a solid third consistently. Feel free to discuss tonight's developments in our forum. Super Tuesday has just crossed the threshold of being the most trafficked day in MollytheDog2008.com history. Let's watch the results come in together.
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With many states' election results coming in, Molly the Dog appears to be running in a secure third among viable candidates with the Democrats. The election currently seems to close to call with the Republicans. You may note that above there are a couple of maps. These are the current finish ranks that Molly the Dog has enjoyed in delegates from each state. Check back throughout the evening for more information -- and go caucus for the dachshund.
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Molly takes second in West Virginia! Behind a coup by team McCain's alliance with Iron Mike Huckabee's campaign, Molly the Dog tied for second in Republican delegates won in West Virginia. Sit. Stay. Keep coming back to MollytheDog2008.com --- we'll have more information for you soon. And GO VOTE.
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Tomorrow ends the endorsement drive... Molly the Dog is looking for some last minute endorsements to put us over the top of our goal. YOU can help. Also, building towards tomorrow's vote drive, be sure to tell your friends about Molly the Dog's cause. We expect a finish no worse than fifth among the Republicans and third among the active Democrats. One last note: Congratualations to the non-cheating football Giants. People in NY and NJ, turn out for the dachsie just like Molly did for youu. Remember, Molly still has momentum from the 1st place (tie) in Florida. Bring out the vote and put this pooch in the white house.
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Several political pundits have issued a tsunami warning for this Tuesday. Molly the Dog is looking forward to making political waves in several political primaries. With the Maine caucus results still trickling in, Molly appears to have secured approximately the same number of delegates as half of the field -- not yet including the undecided state delegates. Look for Molly the ride this momentum all of the way through Super Tuesday. One guarantee: Molly the Dog will not pull out of the race on February 6 -- Molly's in this until the big dance in November. Bring out the vote this Tuesday! Vote Molly the Dog.
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Four more days! Four more day! Tsunami Tuesday is upon us. Molly would like to make a prediction about the big game this weekend. Molly has team not-fuzzy dogs covering the spread at Puppy Bowl IV. In the meantime, Molly the Dog wants to get you out to the polls this Tuesday. Vote early, vote often -- like you're from Chicago! Also, keep up with us as Molly the Dog is preparing to release her first video ad. It should be up sooner than later.
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Month in Review: After one month of campaigning, Molly the Dog has endured the exhausting campaign trails of both parties. In 31 days, here are a few of Molly's accompishments:
| ~ Outlast all but two major Democratic Candidates. ~ Outlast all but three major Republican Candidates, and Ron Paul. ~ Win the same number of Democratic delegates in Florida as all of her opponents combined. ~ Win the same number of Republican delegates in South Carolina as Romney and Paul combined. ~ Win the same number of Republican delegates in Nevada as Romney and Paul combined. ~ Win the same number of Democratic delegates in Michigan as all of her opponents combined. ~ Win the same number of Republican delegates in Wyoming as Huckabee and McCain combined. ~ Be a search found under several headings on Google and other search engines. ~ Have net campaign costs around $50. Not a bad month for Molly the Dog. Keep your endorsements coming to Molly the Dog 2008... Five days left until Tsunami Tuesday! There will be a a contest held in the month of February featuring the best homebrew ad for Molly the Dog. See the Forum for details, rules, regulations and other information.
Molly the Dog is gaining momentum going into the Florida primaries. With several endorsements, from across the Animal Kingdom, Molly looks to roll into Florida with a win in delegates counted in the DNC and a strong showing with the 'Pubs. Molly also unleashed a new ad for her new agenda item: No Meteorologist Left Behind. NMLB is available under the issues page. Keep the endorsements coming... we're on schedule to meet our goal: Only Seven Left to go!
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Attention Floridiots: Molly the Dog will be making a special appearance two hundred miles away from Miami Oklahoma tomorrow night. With the Florida races to be decided in both parties, Molly looks to make up ground. Molly expects to win as many delegates from Florida at the DNC as Billary, Bay-raq and John-Ed. Help us get out the vote. Tell your friends about MollytheDog2008.com.
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Molly the Dog took fifth place in todays South Carolina primary. This is a good showing, especially considering she campaigned in the Palmetto State even less than Hillary. Remember, keep your endorsements coming. Feel free to post on our forum
and keep up the good fight. Tsunami Tuesday is almost upon us!
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MollytheDog2008.com has started a campaign to garner endorsements by Tsunami Tuesday. Molly the Dog is looking for people like you to send in a picture of yourself or your furry friend to be posted. Our goal is to have at least ten endorsers over the next ten days. Send your picture to our email at MollytheDog2008@gmail.com. In other news, with Florida's election over the next couple of days, get out the vote to our friends in Florida. While Molly the Dog has yet to visit the state, we do have a friend named Chad. Hopefully he'll dangle enough and get pregnant to help our cause.
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After reviewing the recent actions of the Federal Reserve and other economic actors, Molly the Dog has announced her position on the economy. Feel free to check it out under the Issues banner. On the other hand, if you want to pledge your support for Molly the Dog, feel free to add your endorsement by sending a picture to our email.
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In the wake of more outright dirty tactics in the Democratic debate, Molly the Dog would like to remind all that MollytheDog2008.com does not engage in negative campaigning. That said, Molly the Dog is looking to her friends in So-Cal, the Big-Apple and the upcoming states in the Tsunami Tuesday for a big showing.
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Molly the Dog is once again at the top of the world after a quick day of napping at home in Oklahoma. Molly the Dog is looking to get some extra rest before a whirlwind tour getting ready for Tsunami Tuesday on February 5. Expect a series of new media installments this week. Molly the Dog is still looking for endorsements, so keep those pictures coming.
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Note: Bio and archive updated
Molly the Dog finished at least fifth in the Democratic caucus (only 5 state delegates shy from fourth) and fell a mere four delegates short of cashing second place in the Republican Nevada caucus. While Molly did not fare too well in the Republican South Carolina primary, according to
released exit poll data, Asian, Latino, African, Other, Jewish, Mormon, Muslim, Athiest, the hard-working class, the high school dropouts, and very liberal voters preferred Molly the Dog the same amount as John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee and Bozo the Clown. Let's take the Big Mo' and get the word out to our blue friends in the Confederacy's cradle.
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The second major overhaul of MollytheDog2008.com in two days has attempted to make the site more user friendly. We are still accepting endorsements on our way to victory in the Silver State. MollytheDog2008.com is ready to predict that Molly the Dog will finish at leat fourth in the Electoral College -- and most likely third -- in November.
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Note: "Ads by Google" application added
Another major overhaul to MollytheDog2008.com provides you with several new links, including an archive and endorsements. If you or your furry friends want to endorse Molly the Dog, send us a picture to Molly the Dog. Remember, friends, Nevada goes to the polls this weekend.
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Note: Endorsements, Links, Archives, Friends pages added
With most precincts reporting, Molly the Dog appears to finish fourth among active Democratic candidates in Michigan... not bad for not spending any money in the Twin Peninsulas. With a large share of uncommitted votes in both state, Molly the Dog may have polled as well on both sides of the aisle. All eyes turn now to Nevada. We're next in line to win a state on the Republican carousel. Get out the message, get out the vote. Feel free to draft media messages from the media page and place them on your websites, blogs, etc.
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Two days to get out the vote in Michigan. Molly is expecting to be the biggest upset in the union-run state since App-State in Ann Arbor. After polling one union member, Molly the Dog is expected to win approximately 100% of the Union vote. Check back for updates on this breaking story.
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In the wake of more mud slinging among the candidates, Molly the Dog has maintained a clean campaign. Molly is still fifth in the DNC and 10 delegates out from third among the 'Pubs -- even though she has yet to stoop to their level. Get the word out to friends, family and coworkers as Super Tuesday, February fifth approaches.
| Note: New Media Added: Nevada Primary Ad
Two days of rest later, Molly the Dog is recharged enough to make a push in the Michigan and Nevada primaries. After watching another debate, it is cleat that this country needs a leader, not a slick-talking politician barking out promises. Bring out the vote the Michigan and mabye Molly can climb the ladder.
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After watching the exit polls and results come out of New Hampshire, the campaign is content to settle for a 8th place finish with the Republicans and 9th with the Democrats. Disappointing as that may be, we turn our heads toward Michigan and Nevada. Another newspaper ad for the upcoming Nevada will be posted by weeks end.
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Right before the New Hampshire primary, Molly looks back at her performance in the Wyoming Republican primary. MollytheDog2008.com did not send one cent to advertize for the Wyoming GOP race and performed just as well as alleged frontrunners Huckabee, Guiliani, McCain and candidate Ron Paul. We would have reported this fact sooner if we hadn't forgotten that Wyoming existed like the rest of the nation.
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Note: Bio updated
Just like several other candidates, Molly the Dog was not invited to today's debates. At first, the campaign was disappointed in the lack of an invitation. After having seen the quantity of mud thrown, Molly the Dog realized that she was advantaged by not participating in the disgusting display. Remember, call your friends in New Hampshire and turn out the vote for Molly the Dog.
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Four days out from New Hampshire, I am proud to say that every newspaper in NH contacted by MollytheDog2008.com has offered to run our ad for free. Call your friends, family and future friends in New Hampshire and alert them that there's a new kid on the block. Vote Molly in the New Hampshire primary.
| Note: New Issue Added: Interbreed Relations
With Iowa Caucus results pouring in, it appears that Molly the Dog has come out of Iowa with a moral victory. With an extremely small handful of state delegates and votes not reported, it appears that Molly the Dog has polled very well compared to some opponents. Democrats Gravel and Kucinich tied for sixth with Molly the Dog, who trails two senators by merely 23 votes. On the Republican side of the aisle, Molly appears to have taken a strong eighth in polling, almost as good as the former Mayor of New York City.
| Note: New Media Added: New Hampshire Primary Newspaper Ad
Tonight is caucus night in the Hawkeye State, and Molly the Dog feels confident about one thing: a top ten finish in each party's caucus. Taking this top ten momentum into New Hampshire will be key. Feel free to post on our forum. We're working on a new ad for the New Hampshire primary, so stay posted as we will be releasing our ad tomorrow.
| Note: New Issue Added: Education/Standardized Testing
One day away from the Iowa caucus, I feel confident that I will not finish worse than 10th in either the Republican or Democratic discussions. Considering that the only weather of note facing Iowa voters, I expect high turnout and a good run into the caucuses. I have faith that our friends in New Hampshire will take note of my single-digit-place finish in Iowa and reproduce this in their primary. | Note: New Issues Added: Iraqi Conflict, Universal Healthcare, Gay Marriage, Immigration.
On behalf of those of us disappointed in the seventh political party system, I, Molly the Dog, have announced my candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America. Here are some party platforms that even I, an eleven-pound dachshund, can see that the American public demands. Feel free to explore my opinions on the issues or leave me some milk bones. God Bless America, and vote Molly.
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