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| Name | Molly the Dog |
| Party | BYOB (Bring Your Own Bones) |
| Gender | Female |
| Home State | Oklahoma |
| Occupation | Socialite |
| Height | 0'9" , taller than Kim Jong Il |
| Weight | 12 pounds |
| Age | 25 dog years at election (2 years, 3 months) |
| Race | Caucasian/Dachshund |
| Fur Color | Rust |
| Estimated IQ | Greater than Bush |
| Number of Sex Partners | Less than Clinton |
| Favorite Thing | Long walks by the beach |
| Political Experience | Worked on two municipal campaigns as resident bitch |
| Career Quartback Rating | 0.0 |
| 40 yard dash time | 5.8 seconds |
| Favorite website | www.MollytheDog2008.com |
| Favorite squeaky toy | (lame) Duck |
| Education | 2 semesters, 1st Class |
| Grade Point Average | 3.0 |
| Longest Sit-Stay | 94 seconds |
| Favorite Television Channel | Animal Planet |
| Favorite 1980's Song | Push It, Salt 'n Pepa |
| Favorite 1990's Song | Yellow Ledbetter, Pearl Jam |
| Favorite Food | JR's Beef Jerky |
| Favorite Sporting Event | 1980 Miracle on Ice, Lake Placid Olympic Games |
| Favorite Talk Show | Late Show with David Letterman |
| Hillary Clinton look-a-like | An Owl |
| Barack Obama look-a-like | Bob the Builder |
| John McCain look-a-like | A fat, roasted Chipmunk |
| Pet Peeve | Being called "biggest bitch" in the campaign |
| Favorite Oppressed People | the Jews |
| Favorite News Show | (your TV show here, feature Molly first) |
| Favorite Past Time | Watching commercials during the Puppy Bowl |
| Biggest Vice | Eating cat poop |
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MollytheDog2008.com is political satire attempting to get Molly the Dog elected. Molly is a populist dachshund with common sense answers for a common sense America -- something today's political elites do not understand. If easily offended by political humor, then leave and don't come back... ever. Molly the Dog won't miss you. She's a dachshund.