Heidi the Vice President

Released: April 23, 2008

Here is Molly's running mate, Heidi the Dog.



Heidi the Vice President

Released: April 23, 2008

Here is Molly's running mate, Heidi the Dog.



Video: Bowling for Voters

Released: April 4, 2008

Molly the Dog faces off against Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John McCain in a good old fashioned game of (Wii) Bowling.



Video Ad 2: Just Words

Released: February 19, 2008

Molly the Dog's second video advertisement, available on youtube, is a response to the recent developments with plagarism-gate in the Democratic party.



Issue Ad: Economy 1

Released: February 18, 2008

After Molly turns the economy out of Recession, we'll have no choice except to put her face on the currency. Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant, Franklin, Molly the Dog.



Eyes of a Leader: Ad

Released: February 17, 2008

They eyes are the window to the soul. Look into Molly's eyes and you will see leadership.



Video Ad 1

Released: February 8, 2008

Molly the Dog's first video advertisement, available on youtube. This campaign ad should help propell the campaign to win votes. Link the ad to help our campaign!



Momentum: Ad

Released: February 7, 2008

Seven states have already chosen Molly the Dog. Will You? Molly the Dog has the most delegates among active, viable candidates from these seven states. Keep the momentum coming, and unite the U.S.A. behind a true alternative: Molly the Dog.



No Meteorologist Left Behind: Ad

Released: January 29, 2008

A new program provided by Molly the Dog aims at solving the problems caused by deviant meteorologists. This advertisement is available for you to post your opinion on the lack of oversight for meteorologists. Next time you get stuck out in the rain... snow... ice... tornado... volcano... hurricane... giant reptile attack, it could have been prevented by NMLB. For more information, check out issues section.



Cat Endorsement

Released: January 29, 2008

Oh my goodness --- CATS support Molly the Dog.

Some candidates talk about change... Molly the Dog is, well she's a dog. That would be a good change of pace to begin with. Some candidates talk about bringing the country together.... Molly the Dog has the support of CATS!!! If Molly can bring Cats and Dogs to the same foodbowl, then why can't she bring Reds and Blues together?



Puppyhood Picture

Released: January 16, 2008

A youth-filled Molly the Puppy aged only a few months. How can you not vote for a face like that?



Newspaper Ad: Nevada Primary

Released: January 11, 2008

"Molly the Dog won once in Nevada. With your vote on January 19, Molly the Dog will win again." A very resounding message to Silver State voters, this advertisement is running in all newspapers, magazines and other distributed printings contacted in Nevada at no charge. Again, feel free to link the file to your website with proper link. Nevada, vote Molly the Dog.



Photograph: post Wyoming Primary

Released: January 7, 2008

An excited Molly the Dog (I-OK) celebrates at home in Oklahoma after polling even with Senator John McCain, Mayor Rudolph Guiliani, and Governor Huckabee in Wyoming's Republican Primary on January 5. All received 0 votes, with 100% of the precincts reporting. Big Mo' appears to me lining up with Molly the Dog as all eyes turn to New Hampshire with the same number of delegates as Mike Gravel on the Democratic side, and single digit gains away from third in the Grand Ol' Party's race.



Newspaper Ad: New Hampshire Primary

Released: January 4, 2008

With less than one week standing between the candidates and the New Hampshire Primaries, MollytheDog2008.com released the newspaper print ad seen to the left. Feel free to link the file on your various websites with proper link. Remember, its not just for you, me or Molly, its for America.



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