Molly dominates W; Obama loses badly; Hill > Bill; Nixon steals it from Johnson In the first section of the Round of 24, there were three blow outs and one close match. Molly easily advanced over George W Bush by the widest margin. John Fitzgerald Kennedy bypassed the superdelagates and stomped Barack Obama. Ironically, the recently conceded Hillary Clinton narrowly beat her husband, Clinton-42. Finally, in the first upset of the season, Tricky Dick Nixon weaved past Johnson. John Adams squeaks past Monroe, Fillmore, Grant and Ford during play-in match! During last week's match, John Adams stormed from behind in order to clinch the final seed in the tournament of presidents. This week, the Deuce will face off against General Eisenhower in the second set of first round matches. The first half of this week's games include some all-time classics, including the Battle of the Clintons ( Billy-Jefferson vs. Hill-Rod ), the Vietnam Presidents ( L-B-J and Tricky Dick Nixon ), and the Democratic match between J-F-K versus Barack Obama. Another key match is the cupcake for Molly the Dog and the current idio--- incumbent, Gee-Dub. Happy voting!

Polls Open Polls Open until July 20, 2008 Round 1, Match E Which President was a better one? Herbert Hoover Grover Cleveland View Result Free Polls Round 1, Match F Which President was a Better President? Dwight Eisenhower John Adams (1-0; 45%) View Result Free Polls Round 1, Match G Which President was a better leader? Jimmy "Nuts" Carter Andy "The People's Champion" Jackson View Result Free Polls Round 1, Match H Which President or would be President is better? George H.W. "Lips" Bush John McCain View Result Free Polls

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